She's Afraid The Blind Date She's Going On Is A Trap!

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🗓️ 15 July 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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A woman reaches out to you interested in hooking you up with a guy. But then she mentions the guy is her ex-boyfriend! After seeing pictures of him, would you take her up on her offer? In our listener's case, she thinks it's the universe giving her a sign. But we don't think this date is going to be a good idea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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