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The Bert Show

She Refuses To Take Her Fiancé's Last Name...But For Good Reason

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

She can't wait to marry the love of her life, but there's a small problem. His last name is the same as her first name. She thinks it would be weird to have the same name. So what should she do? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

So we got this email from a virtual listener that just does not want to take his last name

0:07.0

because if she does, then she'll have two similar names like Kristen Christen, Davie Davie.

0:12.9

Not too similar, two of the exact same names.

0:16.2

So if you have ever been reluctant to take his name because it was just going to be a

0:19.8

bad combo, give us a call right now, 1-855, virtual.

0:23.2

And right before we cracked the mic, I googled bad wedding name combinations.

0:29.8

These are real couples.

0:30.8

Have we done this before?

0:32.8

I don't think we've done it before on the air.

0:35.5

But I know when you actually used to do wedding announcements now with social media that

0:39.1

you're wedding announcement, but when you actually used to use a newspaper and make the

0:42.9

announcement, and when you used her name, her last name and his last name, the Mary

0:47.2

names can be comical.

0:49.6

So this now is the Gross Panty family.

0:54.0

There's Gross and P-A-N-T-I-I.

0:58.4

So her last name is Gross.

1:00.2

His last name is Panty.

1:01.2

Put him together.

1:03.0

You got a Gross Panty.

1:04.0

Oh, I would say you got a Gross Panty.

1:06.0

I would not hyphenate that one.

1:09.7

I would drop the Gross.

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