She Pooped Herself In The Middle Of Doing It!
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🗓️ 24 February 2022
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | the virtue. This email might go down in the virtue hall of fame. Okay. |
| 0:07.3 | Oh, we have to be so careful with this one here. You think? Yeah. So here's your kid |
| 0:13.3 | warning. If you're cruising around with kids in the car, don't listen. No. |
| 0:18.2 | Don't listen right now. We, so we have a post show meeting and we're only supposed to read |
| 0:23.5 | like a summary of the emails you guys submit. What you can do at the burkshow.com. |
| 0:28.4 | But this one, because we want to be surprised on the radio. This one was so compelling. |
| 0:32.4 | We halted the meeting. I tried. I tried. Don't don't read it. Don't read it. But everybody's |
| 0:37.3 | like, uh, uh, and we read that thing and it is, I can't think of anything that can be worse than |
| 0:45.6 | this in the middle of intimacy. That's your tease right there. Okay. You guys ready. |
| 0:51.7 | Yes. Oh no. I'm still not how we're going to talk about this. |
| 0:56.3 | I'll try to get it as we go along or I'm going to trust Tommy that he already edited it. |
| 1:00.9 | Did you already edit it? I did everything. |
| 1:07.5 | He pre-freezes and edits everything. All right. Like I said, it's the worst thing. It's the |
| 1:12.0 | worst thing that can happen during intimacy. All right. Bert Show. Love, love, love you guys. |
| 1:16.8 | I need your help. Advice opinions. I can't believe I'm admitting to this. But |
| 1:21.5 | what had happened was my partner. I don't really know how to refer to him. We aren't dating. |
| 1:29.5 | We're more than friends. Well, he pretty much tunes my piano on the regular. It's |
| 1:36.2 | for your new virtual listener because we have kids listening. We don't really say sex. We just |
| 1:41.0 | say playing the piano, but I've already given the kids warning out. So, sex. But when you hear |
| 1:45.2 | the piano references, now you know how to apply them. Right. Because we can't, there's, you can't |
| 1:49.7 | read it. You just, you have to use the piano reference. She writes. It is a she, right? Yeah. |
| 1:56.7 | Anyway, my partner was, |
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