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The Bert Show

She Needs Help Spicing Things Up In The Bedroom

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Her husband pulls the same basic moves in the bedroom and she's over it! What can she do to get her husband to understand that there needs to be more passion in their marriage? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it, the Bert show.

0:02.0

Right before the commercial break, I asked if there was anybody who had kicked somebody out of the

0:07.9

delivery room or actually put a ban on them and I think we're all about to learn something.

0:12.4

Bert show, Martha, thanks for joining us. on them. And I think we're all about to learn something.

0:13.0

Burtchow, Martha, thanks for joining us.

0:15.0

So you actually pulled the card.

0:17.4

You pulled the get the hell out of my hospital room card.

0:20.3

Yes, so technically we weren't married at the time so we were only dating and we weren't even on speaking terms and I put him on the list of someone that wasn't even allowed on property.

0:36.0

He wasn't even allowed on property.

0:39.0

Girl, what happened?

0:42.0

Before, before the baby was born,

0:45.0

and I get it as a precaution to make sure that he wasn't even allowed there.

0:50.0

And what was the reason behind that?

0:53.0

There was legal things and stuff that had happened with the police prior to the actual birth.

1:00.0

And I just wanted to make sure that there was nothing that was going to happen the day of and I had heard about this through a friend of mine.

1:08.0

And so we made sure that as soon as I was checked in, this was one of the first things that happened.

1:15.0

So this was purely just for safety precautions.

1:18.0

Exactly, exactly, but I do know that when you put them on that list now I don't know if it counts that you're

1:25.1

married but if you do put them on that list it does not get them access to the baby

1:30.1

either.

1:32.1

Gotcha. Was he any of the wiser?

1:35.0

I mean, did he show up and then did they have to say, I'm sorry, you're not admitted?

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