She Needs Help Moving On After Stealing From A Former Employer!

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🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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She’s spent the last 7 years feeling guilty after stealing 4k from her former employer. She can't tell anyone and can't move on! What advice would you give her? 💸 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Dad, I'm hungry!
0:01.6	Right, what do I cook for tea?
0:03.0	Er, McCain chips. These will be good.
0:05.2	You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer.
0:08.2	Just say, Alexa, open McCain and Alexa will help you.
0:12.2	What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me?
0:16.4	Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them
0:20.6	and give you ideas for tea.
0:21.8	Okay. Alexa, open McCain.
0:24.6	Well done, Dad. Such a tech wizard.
0:26.6	Chip, chip, hooray.
0:27.8	Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain.
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0:57.2	Please drink responsibly.
1:27.2	But mine is a doozy.
1:29.2	I know that because it happened years ago and it still haunts me to this day.
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