The Bert Show. Yet another weekend, yet another trust issue for Abby.

This is just the name of the game in dating. When you leave one date and you're like,

I all of a sudden have new trust issues. But this time around really doesn't have much to do with the person I was going out with.

And everything to do with something else that left me shirtless in a really nice restaurant.

Did you say shirtless? Shirtless. Yep, yep, I did. That's what we

like to call a tease. So thank you. So I was I had plans for a date this weekend and I feel like

before you go out for a date, the biggest thing you're overthinking is what does one wear?

Especially if you're going for, depending on like what date

number it is, I feel like your outfit starts to change as the relationship starts to progress.

And so I had one option in my head that I was like, this is a sure fire date uniform.

Every girl has their classic stock date wear that they wear that they put on.

They have a shirt that they know is a surefire outfit that's always going to look good. It's not going to make you feel too self-conscious, but it's not overly conservative to where you're not, you don't feel like you're showing up to date with the, you don't feel like you're showing up to dinner with the family. You feel like you're showing up on a date. So for me, I had planned out this outfit with my favorite pair of jeans from Reformation. They have little white daisies on them. They just look very flattering on me. It makes me look like I got a donk, which we love. And then I had this really cute black corset tube top, essentially. So it's kind of sexy in the sense that it's, you know, it's black and it's sleek and it's a little form fitting.

But it's not really showing anything to where I'm like, hello, hi, I'm showing up with this date.

So I was all excited getting ready for this date and putting on my outfit.

And then as I'm putting on my corset top, I'm noticing that I'm having a little bit of trouble with the zipper.

And it's not going up. And I'm like, little bit of trouble with the zipper and it's not going up and I'm like,

that's weird. I'm like, I'm like, did I have too much pizza this week? Like, what's going on? Why is

this not going up? And then I pull a zipper up and it does that thing where it'll go up a little bit

and then it kind of splits down the middle. And I didn't have like a backup option.

I've got like five minutes until my Uber's here. And I'm like, I have no idea what shirt is going to match with these jeans. Because they're kind of specific because they have that embroidery on them. And I'm like, this one, this is the outfit I had on my head. And if I want to wear a different outfit, then it's going to make it look like I didn't dry and I'm just going to put like a t-shirt on. I'm like, I'm committing to this shirt because

this to me is like one of my date uniforms. I'm like, I know that this outfit is a hit. So I'm putting it on. So finally, I figure it out. I get the zipper all the way up and I'm like, fine. I just won't breathe on this date. It'll be like, who needs oxygen? It looks good. I'm like like i've never had problems with this shirt before

of course i'm going to show up to the restaurant it's going to be fine i just need to be self-aware

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