The Bird Show.

I got my first facial yesterday.

Your first facial ever? Ever. Yeah. How'd they go? It's fine. They just wash your face for an hour? That's kind of it. Yeah, that's a little suction thing that's going on in there. And then they... Microdermarasion? Is that what that is? And then they start picking out your nose a little bit, not up your nose, just on it. And then she showed me all like the little pepper that came off my nose.

Yeah. And then I got out of there and I didn't look any younger. Your skin does have a nice little glow today. Does it? Yeah. How long as that last for it? Because I felt like that when I looked in the mirror today. I did. I'm like, oh, yeah, look at that. I look like it's prom night. I noticed today that you looked closer to 50 than whatever your age is. I actually don't know how old you are. Well, what a huge compliment that is. Yeah, I thought, I don't know. I somehow thought I was going to get up and look in the mirror and go, it was going to be like freaky Friday. Oh my God, I look like Abby. They're estheticians, not magicians.

Trust me, look at our Facebook comments.

You don't want to look like me.

I don't know why, but as much water as I drink every single day and how hydrated I stay,

I looked in the mirror the other day and I'm like, your face is janky, dude. And it was like all ashy and dry, but it's like that. And it doesn't matter how much moisturizer I put on it. So, and then when I was getting Botox last week, the esthetician said, you need a facial. So that was a tip off. There you go. Are you drinking the right kind of water? like is it mixed with uh like scotch? Yeah, oh, that is the best kind of water. Yeah, right. No, like a lot of people will drink purified water from like bottles or whatever, and that actually doesn't really hydrate you because you need the mineral. You need mineral water because it's the minerals in the water that keep you hydrated, which is why Europeans aren't walking around carrying large water bottles. No, no, no, I drink it right out of the toilet.

Oh, then you should be fine. Yeah, just laughing right out there.

There's plenty of minerals in there.

Pretty stones. That's great. All right, Abby. So tell us about your friend here that just wasn't ready for the truth about her relationship. Oh, my God. the one thing I've learned about female friendships in my 28 years of life is that people are just going to do whatever they're going

to do. Like you have no power or control to make them do anything, even if you know that thing

is going to be good or better for them. And I have a mutual friend that had to have a really brutal

conversation with her friend. She had to look her in the eye and say, that man is never marrying you. And no woman wants to

hear that. So these are like, she know this is fact or this is just her gut? I mean, it's, I'm going to explain why it's basically fact. So these are mutual friends that like I've had interactions with, but this isn't necessarily like my friend group. It's sort of like a friend of a friend. So the last time I hung out with this group was a couple of years ago.

And it was around the same time that somebody else in the group was getting married.

So of course we're talking about like proposals and all the things like girls love to gab about and like all rings.

And this friend that had to get the brutal truth has been in a relationship since high school.

It was a little bit on and off because, you know, it's been like eight or ten years or so since they got together.

So, of course, there's like some up and downs, but they've been in a very committed relationship for a very long time.

So naturally, everyone kind of turns to her and goes, like, oh, do you think like you're going to get engaged anytime soon?

Like, I feel like you guys are going to be the next step to get married since you guys have been together for so long. It's been like a decade. And she's like, well, yeah, he wants to get married, but he like, he's a little bit worried about like the whole pre-up situation. His family comes from money and like he needs to write a pre-up. And then I got to look it over. And we're all kind of like, okay, so like, right up the pre-up.

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