She Found Out That Her Best Friend Had Been Sleeping With Her Husband For Over A Decade!
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🗓️ 26 June 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.6 | I just had an interesting epiphany. |
| 0:03.5 | I've noticed over the course of like the last 48 hours that I'm scrolling way more than I usually do. |
| 0:09.3 | And I just realized it's because I'm doing all this therapy work now and this is the escape, man. |
| 0:14.2 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:14.7 | Rather than having to work on it, I haven't been able to figure out like why all of a sudden. |
| 0:18.9 | I just can't get off my phone and it's |
| 0:21.1 | clearly because all this crap's coming up in therapy right now I'm supposed to stay with my |
| 0:26.6 | emotions and not exit. |
| 0:29.6 | Was that the impersonation of your therapist? |
| 0:32.6 | Your therapist sounds like Gollum. |
| 0:34.6 | Stay in there. |
| 0:35.6 | Don't exit. It's like you're. Stay in here. Don't exit. |
| 0:42.5 | It's like you're, you love car analogies. I don't know why you're not like. I'm just embracing that you're not supposed to get off on the exit. |
| 0:44.2 | This makes sense now. She was, um, she, she hit me hard yesterday, man. And, um, I started |
| 0:49.8 | bawling a little bit. And just as I started to cry, I said, oh, well, you finally got your goodwill |
| 0:54.9 | hunting moment out of me. She started laughing and she's like, there's your exit. And I'm like, yeah, |
| 0:59.8 | there it is. And I've been doing it. You won't find it. Do it my whole life. Anyway, go ahead. |
| 1:04.0 | Breakup, breakdown. Yes, my podcast. That's so just wrapped up at seventh season, which is kind of crazy that this like random drunk idea I had with a friend is like now this small business that I run. |
| 1:13.9 | But I have this podcast called The Breakup Breakdown, which is a podcast, is exactly what it sounds like. |
| 1:19.1 | It's people telling their breakup stories. |
| 1:20.7 | But the way it got started was me just being really nosy with my friend. |
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