So she is liking this guy moving on now. She likes this guy and she doesn't think that

she can continue dating them because strictly for one reason, his name. That's it. His

name. You got something going on in your life. Superficial or not. Go ahead, hit us up

at the birch show.com. We can try to get you some help. Most got the email.

I really hope I'm not the only person with this work. I'm a long time listener and remember

you doing something called Am I normal? I think this might be that plus a side of Am I the

A-hole. While I was in middle school, my friends came up with a list of names. We would

never date. They are our Ick names. My list consists of the following names. I need

to preemptively apologize to Birch. Sorry, bro. Chuck, Stanley, Ernest, Phil, Birch,

President. Gordon, Hank, Ned, Thad, and Willie. It's kind of a short list. You think so?

Yours would be longer. Mine is longer. What names are Ick for you? Those plus probably

like, I don't know, anything that sounds like it's from like the 1800s or anything. Or

if it's a name that's in my family, like if it's my brother's name or my dad's name,

immediate, immediate. Yeah, it wasn't weird at all at my brother's wedding when he was like,

do you Morgan take Kristen to be your love? Yeah, my sister-in-law's name is Kristen.

I could ever. Spells it different. But yeah, her name is Kristen. No, I would have to change it

or go by the middle name. We'll be at family functions together. And so maybe like Kristen,

and we're both like, yeah. Yeah, this was years ago, but these names still have the

factor for me. Well, my dating life has been pretty bland these days. By bland, I mean,

nonexistent. But I have the opportunity to go out with a guy who's just one problem. His name

is Gordon. Oh, good old Gordy. Just got Gordy. Gordy, Gordy does sound different than Gordy.

It got worse. Gordy is worse for Gordy is worse. Gordy to the list. No, Gordy. Patrick,

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