The Bird Show.

Let me ask you guys a question here.

I didn't see it going in this direction online, but it did.

And let me open it up to you guys that are listening live here.

What did your sibling tell you when you were younger that you didn't realize was them just messing with you?

And it took you years to find out because the ones I saw online are really, really funny.

Most of them come from big brothers.

Bigger brother, like older brothers.

Well, I was an older sister and I tormented my brother.

Okay, so let me give you guys a couple of examples.

1-855 per show.

Chenet Markham wrote,

When I was younger, I babysat my cousin's daughter.

I had her convinced for a year that my sister's real name was loser.

Hey, loser.

Bye, loser.

My brothers also thought it would be funny to teach me that cows were horses and horses were cows.

I think I made it to pre-K or kindergarten before someone corrected me.

Oh, all right, 1-855 Virtue.

Some I found online.

Oh, man.

Um, my father fought in World War II and brought back a huge old book written in German script

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