The enemy of my enemy is my Chandler.

Okay Phoebe too. Who am I kidding? Get those other four rascals in here. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

Very nice. Alvaro Mendes. Thank you so much to Alvaro Mendes for that wonderful catchphrase

submission. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. June is certainly busting out all over.

None can dispute that. We are smack dab in hump week of June and welcome to it. My name is Scott

Ockerman and we have an incredible podcast show for you to listen to today. If you're into podcast

shows, come here a little later. We have a traveler, a traveler. Interesting. Okay. I wonder

to when whence or where they have traveled. We also have an author and author. Wonderful. I love

the printed word. Be it on screens or be it on the page. We will certainly be talking to them

about that. But first before we get to it, we used to have celebrities on the show. In fact,

we had one Andy Richter. Andy Richter is now one of the only celebrities I know socially. He

agreed to come on the show. We no longer get celebrities. Instead, we have our guest in A-block

here is someone in the custodial services. That's right. A fucking plumber is our lead off guest here.

I'm a celebrity with a plumbing circle. With a plumbing circle. Okay. Well,

you beat. I walk the red carpets. They call them the shit carpets. Are they the brown carpets?

Really? No, they call them the shit carpets. We like to really reclaim shit. You know what,

you want to introduce me? Yeah, I probably do want to introduce you. I look, I have no one other

information other than your name. And what's that silky smooth name? Okay, well, here we go.

I'll really try to stretch it out. I'll really try to stretch it out. Take the time I would normally do

with an intro. I have none of your credits. I don't know what toilets you've plunged.

At the brood. I've plunged toilets at the brood. At the brood. That's right. It's got

and the giddy. Broads before hoads. That's right. Please welcome to the show for the first time

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