Sharlayan Dropouts Valentione’s Day Special: FFXIV’s Top 12 Simpable Hotties

Axe of the Blood God: An RPG Podcast

Kat Bailey

Technology, Leisure, Video Games

4.5 • 711 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

It’s the battle of the babes this month on Sharlayan Dropouts as we go wall-to-wall to figure out which hotties buff our hosts to max potency. That’s right, we’re ranking the Top 12 stone foxes, the veritable mamacitas, of Final Fantasy XIV. Listen as Victor Hunter, Nadia Oxford, Mike Williams, and Eric Van Allen tell on themselves for your enjoyment. Find out if your favs made the list! And if they didn’t, head on over to patreon.com/bloodgodpod to get Discord access and yell at us about it there! Spoiler Level Orange: This is a scattershot discussion that touches upon a few elements from a several different storylines including Endwalker 6.3 and Save the Queen, though light on actual detail and context. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:03.1	14 podcast for bad academics. I'm your host for today, Victor Hunter, and we have a very
1:10.0	special episode lined up for you, folks.
1:12.9	But before we get to that, let's introduce our panel of eligible bachelorettes.
1:20.2	She hates long walks on the beach, but loves long hair on her dragoons.
1:25.7	Please welcome Bachelorette number one, Nadia Oxford.
1:28.8	Say hello, Nadia.
1:30.0	Hey, I like long walks.
1:32.0	I'm always making trouble going through long walks through Toronto's ravines where you're not supposed to go,
1:36.0	but it's fun. It's very fair-tail-esque, except for the garbage.
1:40.5	Sure, yeah. You live in a nice neighborhood, yeah?
1:44.0	Oh, yeah. I love my neighborhood. It's great. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good spot. How you doing, Nadia? Oh, I'm hanging in there. How are you doing? Getting over COVID and just I'm at the stage where I'm blowing my nose every two seconds and I still can't really, I'm kind of missing still like 10% of my taste and smell, but otherwise I'm hunky-dory.
2:08.1	Oh, good. Great. Good to hear. I'm very excited to see what you have in store for us on this very special episode. Oh, I think you'll be surprised by at least one of my, at least one of my picks.
2:12.6	I'm not going to pretend. The other two won't surprise you at all. Excellent. All right.
2:18.2	Our next contestant, his Warrior of Light looks a lot like him in real life, but let's make
2:23.4	sure that his love life isn't also self-insert.
2:27.5	If you know what I mean, please welcome Bachelorette number two, Mike Williams.
2:32.4	I was wondering where that one was going.
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