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Wild Times: Wildlife Education

Wildlife Educator - Forrest Galante

Science, Nature

4.9 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Today's audio adventure opens with an angry Retep ranting and raving about how Broducer Pat's lack of communication is derailing the podcast recording schedule. After that we hear about how Forrest's lack of an amygdala almost gets him killed again during Shark Week filming. The guys introduce a new segment called 'Bizarre Animal of the Week,' and a surprise guest pops in to yell at Pat. Tune in for all of that and much more! Follow us @WildTimePod

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0:00.0	All right, three, two, one.
0:04.3	Fuck you, Pat.
0:05.4	You gotta make it out of sync on purpose.
0:08.4	God damn it, what the fuck?
0:10.6	Let's do with this shit.
0:14.0	And we're back with the one times.
0:17.0	Episode 18.
0:18.1	Wild time.
0:19.2	The three of us are hanging out in a bar.
0:20.9	You see this gorgeous chick, just shaking it on the dance floor.
0:24.4	Start clicking your fingers and make your move.
0:26.6	Turns around, it's fucking the ugliest dude you've ever seen.
0:30.3	You're joined today by the broducer, Mr. Patrick DeLuca, the extremely angry professor,
0:36.8	Peter Fitzer, and myself, the ever-handsome
0:39.4	broologist, Boris Galante.
0:41.0	Welcome back, everybody.
0:42.7	How you guys doing?
0:43.4	Peter, why you so angry?
0:44.6	What's going on to do you?
0:46.3	I'll tell you why I'm fucking angry, Forrest.
0:48.9	I'm angry because last week, last week, the fucking broducer, Pat, Pat over there said, he told us,
0:56.8	all right, guys, I'll be home.
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