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I think I felt me antibiotics kicking, but they made an announcement. I'm alright. I'm alright everyone.

Do you want to say what it is? I had a two-fat yesterday.

It's a big, I don't know.

When it comes to antibiotics, I believe you don't keep it, because people are going to see you other things.

Oh no, no, no. It's a fight against dental infection, I believe.

Oh, it all seems good at the moment. How many teeth have you got, Frank? You revealed earlier.

I revealed that 11 missing, 11 removed teeth.

So I think that means I think you get 32, so I think I've got 20 teeth.

I've got an old pug or something. I've got 21 teeth, like an old pug.

I've exactly touched for the very first time.

Wouldn't have been such a big hit with like an old pug.

What in my house? Maybe she sings that version now.

I think she looks great.

I think the only person left who thinks Madonna looks great now.

Anyway, I touched into style.

No, we shouldn't do that. I'll listen. I've got to tell you this.

I have to tell you this. Now, this begins with a little walk down memory lane.

When I first started doing comedy back in the 80s, I used to do a regular gigs in Tipton in the West Midlands.

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