Shariabonics

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This week we cover the filthy democraps using their crazy democrap language (Spanish) during the primary debates last week, and a man learns how to kill, skydive, and preach the word of God without the help of Gillette Razors.

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Music: Zeta - "¿Cuándo rendirse significa ganar?"

Transcript

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0:00.0	What'd you have at brunch?
0:02.1	Let's do a mic check, so be like you're on the show.
0:05.3	I had the brunchos.
0:07.3	Bruncho?
0:08.1	It sounds like a fucking black market cereal.
0:11.4	No, it was sick.
0:12.6	It was breakfast nachos.
0:15.7	Oh, okay.
0:16.5	Yeah, so it was like nachos with this good cashew cheese sauce, refried white beans, tofu scramble,
0:24.5	and like Tempe bacon.
0:25.9	Shouldn't they, shouldn't they have to like have two puns if they're vegan breakfast
0:31.9	nachos?
0:32.9	Like it can't just be the bruncho.
0:35.7	It has to also signify that it's vegan it has to be like because for for
0:40.3	vegan nachos you would say not shows notchos not shows yeah right well this place because the
0:45.6	whole menu is vegan you don't have to like so there's like a vegan pun in the name of the restaurant
0:50.6	because that's the only way you can avoid puns on it's so funny's so funny, I don't remember what the name of the restaurant was.
0:57.0	So it was a teaky bar?
0:58.3	Yeah.
0:59.3	But I did have a cocktail that was Big Daddy's milkshake that I thought was going to be a
1:04.4	milkshake.
1:05.3	Uh-huh.
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