Share & Witch & Tell with Michael Cruz Kayne and "The Supermarket Sorceress"
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Pablo Torre
4.7 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
What does real-life witch Lexa Roséan think of Etsy witches in the MLB playoffs? Is there a recipe to re-kill Bin Laden and/or save humanity from A.I.? And how easy it to f*ck up a spell? Plus: witch wars, curse battles, the origin of "abracadabra," the butt fumble of spells... and none of that Harry Potter sh*t. Also: Cheeseburger.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. |
| 0:02.1 | I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is. |
| 0:06.9 | The Jets are losers. |
| 0:09.0 | Right after this ad. |
| 0:18.2 | Can you explain what we look like to you for people who maybe aren't watching on YouTube yet? |
| 0:23.8 | You look like a tree, sort of, yeah, a tree. |
| 0:27.3 | Sort of. |
| 0:27.8 | That is a strong endorsement of this incredibly statically costume that I'm wearing. |
| 0:33.1 | I see the bark. I see the trunk. |
| 0:35.9 | Yes. |
| 0:36.7 | There aren't really leaves. Well, if I may wave my branches. There does appear to be one leaf. They gave us one little orange leaf. One leaf, one little orange leaf. One little orange leaf. Well, the leaves have fallen now. When you say they gave you one leaf, it doesn't appear from looking at the costume that you spent like a ton of money on it. Because it can't be grateful for what you got. The fact that it feels almost velveteen. Yeah. It's like a satine. Yeah. Maybe it's Armani. Yeah. It says something. Oh yeah. I'm wearing a sign on my chest, on my bark. It says no trespass. No, it's kind of like a foreboding tree. That's |
| 1:13.9 | a eerie tree. Yeah, yeah. And the yard of the house sounds like on top of the hill that you're not |
| 1:17.6 | supposed to go to. And on that hill there is a studio. And in the middle chair of the table, |
| 1:24.6 | in the studio, there is a cheeseburger. A cheeseburger. Am I a cheeseburger? I am. There's a big piece of cheese. Yeah. I'm a cheeseburger. Yum. A wrinkle on what our attention was. Which was... I assumed it was a hamburger based on an episode of this show that I've done before. Yes. And many discussions about Mr. Hamburger, Alonzo Hamburger Jones, the great comedian. |
| 1:46.9 | Correct. |
| 1:48.5 | What's happening? |
| 1:50.4 | Oh, I forgot to turn these on? |
| 1:52.2 | The production value here is crazy. |
| 1:54.9 | You guys spare no expense. |
| 1:57.0 | And on this hill, in that house, there are multiple producers who are making clear that this is a Halloween episode. |
| 2:06.4 | Whoa, boo. |
| 2:08.4 | Will we cut around this in the edit? |
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