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Pablo Torre Finds Out
Pablo Torre
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🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Did the Olympics just restore our faith in humanity? Even though America is still the bad guy? Even though penis injections? And even if we think A.I. might just be 60 Filipino guys? Plus: Greased Lightnin', flop sweat, deposition water bottles, the Waymo of cash registers, the ephemera of pickup basketball... and other dick-related news.
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• "I Hacked ChatGPT and Google's AI — and It Only Took 20 minutes" (Thomas Germain)
• Previously on PTFO: We Expose a Crotch Conspiracy Rocking the Olympics
• Subscribe to "Casuals with Katie Nolan"
• Listen to "Sorry for Your Loss" by Michael Cruz Kayne
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out, presented by eBay Live. I am Pablo Torre, and today you're going to find out what this sound is. |
| 0:07.5 | It's also how you get the hyaluronic acid out of your penis. |
| 0:11.0 | You just put a pin in that. |
| 0:13.5 | Right after this ad. |
| 0:20.4 | Were we supposed to prepare something for today? Yeah, kind of. You're supposed to pick an Olympic thing you like the most. Good thing is, I'm more prepared for this than I've ever been for anything in my life, and I can help. What I did on the way here was I watched the... Oh, do you want to start? Well, start the podcast. Are we recording? I watched a clip of Stephen A. Smith talking about running for president and my fell out of my ears. I'm actually not prepared for that specifically. I'm a fiscal conservative. I can't stand high taxes. But I'm a social liberal in the same breath because I believe in living and let live. I pay attention to the desolate and a disenfranchise. Yes, I like strong borders. That's absolutely true. We never needed open borders, but we don't need it to be completely closed either. We're a gorgeous mosaic. Sounds like you're getting a stump speech ready, Stephen. No, there's no stump speech. I can give a speech without a note in front of me. I just, he's probably going to be the president. president. But also it's like there wouldn't be a reason not to say you're running for president. If you know anything about Stephen A. Smith, it's like, if you're hyping, hype. He's a, it's like a fight. He's a reasonable centrist who is socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. Sure. Are we still buying that? You just, you just can't. |
| 1:28.4 | He can't. He can't run. |
| 1:30.0 | He can't run. |
| 1:30.8 | He can't run. |
| 1:30.8 | He might. |
| 1:31.6 | If he does, |
| 1:34.3 | watch out. |
| 1:35.3 | You have to maybe vote for him. |
| 1:36.6 | I don't want to talk about this. |
| 1:38.3 | Sports. |
| 1:38.9 | These are the vibes I wanted to start with. |
| 1:41.3 | They're not. |
| 1:42.1 | We last each other in 2025. |
| 1:47.3 | No way. Ew. That's a long time. Yeah. |
| 1:52.9 | So, so, so, so, so, so, so, I was going to say belated happy birthday. Oh my God. 26. |
| 1:59.7 | 39. 39. Zoom in. It's really the creasing of the under eye that starts to become a problem. |
| 2:18.2 | Yeah, 39 is when the creases really start to set in. Yeah, dude. I'm like, so powder is a no-go because that's just going to get right in there. But that's otherwise doing fine. Thank you guys for asking. Yeah, of course. Happy birthday, whenever it was. January 28th. Whoa. Do you know a fact about the number 28? Is this the podcast? 28 is a perfect number. |
| 2:18.8 | Did you know that? |
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