Live from everywhere USA.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Oh, yes, it sure is.

We are coming alive from the greatest country on the planet.

It is Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala fired up to bring you another day of top shelf radio in a bottom feeding political world.

888-78-98-910.

The phone number, if you want to be a part of this shin dig, you guys could basically do the

opening of the show yourself.

I say the same thing every day.

I don't care how you vote.

I'm not trying to run the country.

I'm not trying to run the country. I'm not trying to run your life. If you want to be a part of the show, you want to ride along, you can be a Republican, you can be a Democrat. Just don't be a

it's the only rule here on this show, here in this drinking story that I call a life. If you're

listening to me for the first time, and I know a lot of you are. You know, this show has quadrupled

in terms of its overall size and reach since I took it over a year ago, which is amazing.

But I point that out not to brag, but to remind everybody listening that, you know, this is still

a country where anything is possible. You can be anything you want to be. You know, I am a guy

who was a former New York City cab driver, you know, spent 12 hours a day driving around listening to talk radio. Maybe somewhere in the

recesses of my mind, I probably fantasized about being the guy coming out of the speaker, but I don't

know that I ever thought it would be possible, yet here we are. And I share that every day,

or from time to time anyway, to remind you that, you know,

you can make your own run. If I can go from driving a taxi all day long getting cut off and shot at

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