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Shady Or Not PT 2: He Wore An Ankle Monitor On Their First Date!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

She finally asked him WHY he was wearing an ankle monitor on their first date! His answer? He doesn’t like to talk about it…WHAT DID HE DO?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:56.9

If there was some wiggle room, if this date was shady before, it is definite now. Let

1:03.9

me give you a follow-up. If you weren't listening a few days ago, I was telling these guys

1:08.2

that I have a friend in San Diego, right? That is online dating and she links up with

1:15.8

a dude on Tinder, which she finds super, super hot. And it evolves into going out on face-to-face

1:23.1

date, right? They're in San Diego. So they wear shorts year-round back home. So he shows

1:29.5

up to the date in short. What? It's so stupid. It's just because whenever you talk about

1:35.2

San Diego, I go to Anchorman and I'm like, son, diago, it means Wells, vagina. Stay

1:43.3

classy. Stay classy. She won't. So he shows up in shorts, right? And they're vibing

1:52.8

in all, but she notices. He's not even hiding it right off the bat that he has an ankle

1:58.2

monitor on, right? So they're out and they're having drinks and they're having a good time.

2:04.7

And as she tells it, the date is like three hours long. So I mean, you got a three hour

2:08.7

date. Things are feeling pretty good, right? Definitely.

2:11.3

Three hours in the ankle monitor never comes up in conversation. Never came up. That's

2:15.4

crazy. And that was the shady part that we were trying to debate. Is that shady? Yes.

2:20.0

That he didn't even bring it up and she felt uncomfortable about bringing it up because

2:24.5

it was on a first date. So she decides, look, I'm not going to say anything, but she's,

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