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Shady Or Not-He Has a Deadbolt Lock Closet

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Huh? Ferture.

1:01.6

Alright, you got something going on in your life where you just start dating somebody and

1:05.9

then there's the first red flag and you're wondering, is this shady or not?

1:11.3

Shady or not, the virtual will decide. Are you shady? You will be vetted. Shady or not, the virtual will decide.

1:26.2

If you shady, you will regret it.

1:34.2

She's wondering if it's shady because there is a closet in his home that he refuses to

1:44.1

give her access. And she's wondering, of course, when somebody says, don't go in there,

1:49.8

what's the first thing you want to do? You want to go in there?

1:51.8

Hell, yes, right? So here's the email. And if you have one of these, you want to send

1:56.2

to us, do it at thebirthshow.com. Guys, this shady, Sean quote unquote, and I have been

2:01.6

dating for two months. I'd say things have gotten to be pretty serious in those two months.

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