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🗓️ 19 August 2013
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Jared prank calls a "professional" masseuse. For some reason he is into everything being thrown at him. This call is great..
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0:00.0 | Hello? |
0:11.0 | Hello? |
0:12.0 | This is he. |
0:16.0 | Hey, how are you? I saw you out online about the massagers. |
0:19.0 | I was wondering if I could schedule an appointment maybe for the next week or two. |
0:23.5 | It's actually for my wife because it's her birthday coming up. |
0:27.8 | Yes, awesome. |
0:28.7 | Let me grab a... |
0:30.5 | Can you and take it real quick. |
0:32.1 | Sure. |
0:32.8 | I apologize for calling so late, but I've been racking my brain trying to find out some ideas |
0:37.9 | and just hit me. And I was like, oh, this is something she'd like, you know what I mean? |
0:43.6 | Yeah, what day were you looking at? |
0:46.5 | Let me see. Actually, let me look at my calendar to see when her freaking birthday is. Her |
0:51.5 | birthday is on the 19th of this month of June. So I was wondering |
0:56.8 | if you had any times, any date or times, maybe before then, maybe right before then, or maybe |
1:02.3 | right after, because I kind of want to surprise her with it. I just want to be like, surprise, |
1:06.4 | you're getting a massage today, you know. |
1:16.2 | The one day yesterday, that ain think of them i'm sorry what day is the not taint on uh wednesday it's uh it's not this wednesday coming up but the next wednesday and |
1:22.7 | not the wednesday after that but the one before two wednesdays from now actually it's two |
1:26.6 | wednesdays from now so the wednesday before three wednesdays from now. Actually, it's two Wednesdays from now, so the Wednesday before three Wednesdays from now. |
1:30.4 | Do you want to actually do it on that date, the day after birthday? |
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