Sexist Marshmallows

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Jason is with the very funny Scott Bennett and Gary Delaney this week. Here's what they chatted about for a few hours; - Window Cleaner Debt - Stealing Paul Whitehouse's Coat - (Nearly) One Stop Beyond - I Stood on The Archbishop of Canterbury - OFFENSIVE ...orrrrrr... NOT OFFENSIVE - Granny Poo Bags - A Case of the McTrumps Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

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0:00.0	As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.
0:07.0	Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.
0:14.0	Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin
0:18.0	as he softly whispered.
0:20.0	What would you prefer love?
0:22.0	Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals?
0:26.0	The bird's ice steam-fresh range. Goodness, that's steamy.
0:32.0	This is real music matters. Good morning, it's the J. Samanford show. Scott Bennett is here this morning.
0:48.0	Good morning. Hello fellow.
0:50.0	Now, tell me what you'd do about right so I just I'm not home a lot to be fair I'm on tour you know been away over Christmas
0:58.2	and I just coming the other day and there was just a little note on my little post box outside the house there
1:05.5	where the letters go in and it was just a note from the window cleaner saying
1:10.0	sorry I missed you again and he underlined again.
1:13.6	Okay.
1:14.8	A little bit of passive aggressive.
1:16.2	Yeah and then he put 70 quid.
1:18.3	Wow.
1:19.7	Right, yeah.
1:20.7	Now I'm not exaggerating here. I've never seen him. I've never met him. I've never caught him in the moment of all right
1:30.0	Jase never. Ever seen him.
1:33.0	It's like a mafia threat then, isn't it, really?
1:35.0	Just, you owe me 70?
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