SEX WITH RIHANNA! We pretended to see 'Ocean's 8' for a minute

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🗓️ 8 June 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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DJ discovers he has a very unfortunate birthday twin and is also enamored with George Clooney. We are not good at money management! We wanted to pretend we saw 'Ocean's 8' but forgetfully abandoned the bit about a minute into it. Pete admits he's intimidated of Rihanna's sexuality while Deej basks in the limelight of looking sorta like someone she (might of) had sex with.

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0:00.0	that's just my guess i've never had sex with riana i can't can't confirm that's
0:09.3	that's very brave of you to admit pete has spoken his truth confirmed peter's never had sex
0:17.2	with riana brecht hit it boys ever had sex with Rihanna. Bruch! Hit it, boys!
0:35.2	Hey, DJ.
0:37.8	Happy birthday to Mike Pence.
0:39.2	No.
0:40.7	Really?
0:43.0	Oh, my God.
0:43.6	Are you kidding?
0:44.1	Yeah.
0:45.0	No, I'm not kidding.
0:46.7	You share a birthday with Mike Pence.
0:51.5	Because if you were fucking with me, that would be the number one to be... I don't...
0:52.5	New listeners.
0:53.6	I'm not a Mike Pence guy guy june seventh nineteen fifty nine oh my holy god
1:01.1	how did you sit on that all day uh it's i was saving it for content wow i saved something
1:07.0	for content today and i've since forgotten what it was. Usually when I say things for
1:11.3	content, I write it down and, but I'm living free and easy. Birthday shit, so I'm not writing stuff
1:17.4	down. That sucks. Tough, tough hit. Mike Pence, and I was, I usually, once a year, I brag about
1:23.5	having some awesome people sharing my birthday. I got a lot of birthday twinsies. I got Milan Luchich and Michael Sarah both to the day. All three of us are turning 30 today, ever heard of it. But you got the big ones. You got some legends. I've got Prince. That's probably the best person with whom you could share a birthday, especially now that he's dead. If he were still alive, people would be like, is it better to share a birthday or share a death day? Because I share a death day with Michael Jackson. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, I guess I don't share a death day. His death day is my birthday. I haven't yet to die. Eh, yeah. Well, I'll play your card's right. Speaking to dying. I'll ask me about, I like you start in this episode,
2:02.5	ask me about my presence that I've gotten so far later on.
2:06.1	There's something that I got.
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