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🗓️ 17 April 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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*TIMECODES*
0:10:56 - NOT CORONAVIRUS
0:32:43 - "FORGET IT, JAKE... IT'S CORONAVIRUS"
1:07:29 - WI-FIVE
1:10:32 - OUTRO
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0:00.0 | This week, Bernie drops out, Trump video raises doubt, and Dr Oz makes us shout. |
0:07.5 | I'm Courtney Elow. |
0:08.8 | I'm Brent Black. |
0:10.0 | And I'm wondering where the fuck is my check. |
0:13.0 | With trends like these. Well, hey Courtney. Well, a how do Brent? Oh, I'll tell you how do, uh, just another day in paradise. How do? |
0:33.0 | Just another day in Paradise, and by Paradise, I mean my apartment, the new place where I spend all my time. |
0:40.7 | I used to spend a lot of time here. |
0:42.1 | I work at home, but nope. Now it's pretty much all the time. |
0:47.3 | And so that's that's how I do. How do you do? |
0:52.3 | Do you remember places? Do you remember places? |
0:54.0 | I remember places. |
0:56.0 | In the before times the long long ago? |
1:01.0 | Yeah, like places used to be a thing. Oh my God, I think I got so excited to go to a place. |
1:06.5 | Yeah. All right. So, backstory, we get an email from my daughter's school saying, like, okay, all the kids homework that they've |
1:15.2 | been doing during the quarantine times is due on Wednesday, April 22nd. |
1:21.8 | I put that in my calendar. I email my husband and I'm like, I will handle this. |
1:27.0 | Don't you worry? It's not that I thought that Tuesday, this past Tuesday, which was not April 21st, was April 21st, but I like |
1:40.4 | tortured this child into getting all of her homework done. I was like, it's due tomorrow. We've got to get it done. I made this kid do like, I mean, she gotten a lot of it done. My former mother-in-law is a teacher, |
1:53.9 | so she'd gotten a ton of homework done. |
1:56.0 | I had been working my goddamn best. |
1:58.8 | But we literally did a seven |
2:05.0 | one day, |
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