It's time once again for a bunch of crunch.

Ho, ho, ho, I'm, uh, hungry.

Yes, the holidays are over, but the spirit of family and of generosity remains with me in my soul and in my bowl.

Welcome to the empty bowl. My name is Justin McRoy and I enjoy cereal a great deal.

Uh, and my name is Dan Goubert and I enjoy writing about cereal a great deal.

He's allergic to it, but he loves to write about it.

Yeah, I just suffer through the pain and I really, I really do need that, that burst of holiday and murder right now because

it's kind of the most stressful time of year to be a cereal blogger, I will say.

Yeah, you're sharing out for a big month of news and debuts, eh?

Oh, I'm already right in the middle of it, man.

I've been, uh, ringing my knuckles and just flapping my fingers trying to keep up because, you know, you hear about a new

sour patch kids cereal is at Walmart right now.

And I'm, I'm pretty much on the drive there and I get a notification that someone's seen like a new cap and crunch at target.

So I have to just whip around to a Michigan left even, which most people won't know about, but

it's just a good left.

It's where you sort of, in order to turn left, you have to go farther up and then turn around and then turn right.

I mean, it's kind of just, you know, fake cursing us for living in such an otherwise beautiful place.

Um, this is, uh, we, we, let's just like, I don't want even waste time.

Dan, I'm happy to be here with you.

I'm happy to be here with you, dear listener.

I hope you are relaxed.

We hope you are breathing deeply.

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