Seth Morris, Brian Huskey, Paul Rust
improv4humans with Matt Besser
Matt Besser
4.9 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2013
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, improv for humans with Matt Bester, that's me! Welcome live stream! |
| 0:16.0 | It's kind of exciting when it's live, isn't it Paul Rust? Very exciting. It has a little different energy. A different flavor. |
| 0:23.0 | Aha, did you dress especially for being live? Because you usually come in just like a real slouch, because you know no one sees you. |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah, but no, I wore my top hat and tails. That looks really nice. No, they can see you now. We see that you don't have top hat and tails. So no more lies. |
| 0:41.0 | Blue shirt and gray shirt. No more theater than mind. |
| 0:47.0 | Hey folks, Matt Bester here with Paul Rust. Hey man. We have some other guys joining us very soon. I got like, how many cameras are here? I have no idea which one to look in. |
| 0:58.0 | Let's get, can we just show the audience the camera setup? Yeah. There's that break all rules. These guys are like, don't do it man. |
| 1:06.0 | Matt, you've always pulled the curtain back. Come on, let's get that angle, guys. They didn't show the angle though. |
| 1:12.0 | All right. It's like Papa Rotto in here, huh? All these cameras. So we have so many different things I'm going to try out today, Paul Rust. |
| 1:20.0 | I'm going to do the YouTube videos, but now we can see them. Our audience can see them. That's going to be exciting. Live calling. |
| 1:29.0 | What? People can call into the show. I guess it's like, yeah, they can now, right? It's like Larry King Live. |
| 1:35.0 | Yeah, that's your frame and reference. It's the only college show that's ever existed in the history of entertainment. Larry King Live, folks. |
| 1:43.0 | 3, 4, 7, 5, 1, 4, 9, 6, 5, 3. Is that going to appear up on the video screen for them? I don't know. 3, 4, 7, 5, 1, 4, 9, 6, 5, 3. I'm not even sure what I want you to say when you call in. |
| 1:58.0 | Oh, and 9, 6, 5, 3 spells wolf. What the fuck? That must be a total of places. So what do we want them to do when they call in? What can they add? |
| 2:09.0 | They can always add a story, but something shorter. Should you give them a word to inspire a story of their? They give us a word. |
| 2:18.0 | I don't want them to give them a call. No. Why don't we turn the tables? No, I don't want to do that. I don't want them to improv for us for once. |
| 2:26.0 | What do we want them to call in and day? I guess I should have thought about this beforehand. |
| 2:31.0 | What's going on today? Just in their life? What's going on? |
| 2:36.0 | Okay, Colin, but if you had something interesting, go on your life today. That's fair. That's a short story. What's your Thursday, Ben? |
| 2:44.0 | Yeah, but don't just, yeah, I got up and ate cereal. I don't need to hear that. 3, 4, 7, 5, 1, 4. What's the word? |
| 2:52.0 | Art. No wolf. You went to your own show for a second there. |
| 2:59.0 | If you ever asked me what word, I'm going to always say art. Is that your trick or what? |
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