This man is all over ESPN.

Also on my top five list of best looking people at ESPN.

He's got a great set of eyes.

He really does.

He's Jeff Saturday.

And he joins us right now.

Do you ever look in the mirror and just say to yourself like, hey, the eyes are really that fucking good, man.

Now I get what everyone's talking about. Thankfully not. Thankfully not. But I do appreciate the compliment. And I'm going to say this. I got to start this because I love it. And now I've seen it on my phone as well. but I was Dominique Foxworth and I were on this morning together on Get Up, you know,

and I was like, he's like, what you got?

And I was like, I'm actually doing were on this morning together on Get Up,

you know, and I was like, he's like, what you got? And I was like, I'm actually doing Stu God's here in a little bit. He's like, no way. And he's like, you know what you're going to, you're going to love? And I was like, no, he goes, make sure you tell him you know his real name, John Weiner.

And I said, what?

Damn him!

And I freaking died.

He goes, he's going to love it. You love it. I said, hey, nothing. I said, I got a great name. I said, that's an even better name. I said, how good is that? So we had a good time at it this morning. Oh, I'm happy to hear that. I love Dominic. You guys worked so well together. But listen, I have stayed with the name Stugats because the real

name is so fucking terrible. I love it. Wait, so you like John Weiner? You actually

love it. I love it, dude. Listen, ain't nobody ever going to forget. I still got this memorable for sure.

So however you came up with that one, that's, it's, it's, it's remember. But listen, no one's forgetting John Wiener, bro. You come in the room, bro? Everybody knows Wiener's been there. And I know what I mean? So it's like, that's a freaking home run name. I'm like, nobody forget Saturday, definitely nobody's forgetting

waiting, so he loved it.

Yeah, but they don't laugh at Saturday. Do you know how

tortured I was at elementary school when the teacher would do attendance out loud and she would get to the Ws and I was hiding under the desk? I mean, I'm scarred from it, Jeff. Just, just years of therapy have gone in. How much money has been spent to overcome this name. How good

is that? Oh, there's nothing better. This is no joke. So Greenie overhears us and then Greenie's

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