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Stugotz and Company

Set 2: Honest Abe's

Stugotz and Company

Jon Weiner

Comedy, Sports

4.813.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender... How bout that? Can Deandre Ayton be Deandre Great-on in Los Angeles? And finally, everybody has different ideas for who the Jets' starting quarterback should be next season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Time now for a sports update on a podcast. Toledo dominates rival Northern Illinois, 42 to 3.

0:10.3

It's a rivalry game. Matchen is back. The Rockets.

0:18.0

Panthers Rico Dowdell. Did I say that correctly?

0:21.4

No, for two-pump celebration versus the Green Bay Packers.

0:24.6

I have no idea if I got his name right.

0:26.1

I know that guy's having a monster season.

0:27.7

And finally, Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender.

0:32.9

Honest Abe.

0:34.0

How about that, is he?

0:35.8

Fine for a two-pump celebration in the NFL?

0:38.3

I think ridiculous.

0:39.3

You needed licenses back then?

0:42.3

Wow.

0:43.3

By the way, I don't know if you saw this, but what a terrible night Eric Spolster must have had.

0:50.3

Okay. What happened? He was in Denver, right? And the heater playing, they're holding their own first quarter against the Denver Nuggets.

0:59.0

And then bam out of bio goes down with a foot injury and doesn't come back into the game.

1:04.0

Oh, man, there goes our chance.

1:05.3

We could have ended up this road trip pretty decently.

1:07.7

Instead, we lose by double figures.

1:10.5

Then they hop on the plane home, right? He's on

1:13.5

his way home. He gets home and he hears Spow fire. And it's just like, what? Did I get fired?

1:21.4

What just happened? And then he realizes, oh, no, my house is on fire. He got a report of a house in Coral Gables that is owned by Eric Spolstra was on fire by the time he landed at 5 a.m. And I don't know, you know, there's no further details. You don't know if it was an arson. You don't know if it was an accident. Don't know anything right now. But what a night that is, bad.

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