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Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes sometimes, and that is exactly what our guest today is here to teach us.

I present to you, Countess Luann, from the Real Housewives of New York City.

She's one of the greatest housewives of all time on the original Real Housewives of New York. She is exactly who you would think she is, just as charismatic, just as funny, just as incredible. Happy Friday. Enjoy the episode. I love you, Pussies. To submit, tell me what's wrong, go to Pass That Post..com and click tell me what's wrong. Leave a name and number if you're feeling fancy. Love you, Pussies. Hi, Pussies, and welcome back to Therapus. And reminder, never count out the countess. And today, we have the one and only Countess Luann de la Ceps here with us.

Hi.

Hi, darling.

I love the way it just rolled off your tongue. People have a hard time with Deliseps. Deliseps. Right? But it's like Deliseps. Let it roll off. It's like Derela. You know, people get all the time. All the time. Well, welcome to Therapus. I am so elated to have you here.

Thank you.

Are you, how long of you, but are you on this tour?

You're on. all the time. Well, welcome to Therapus. I am so elated to have you here.

Thank you.

Are you, how long of you, but you're on this tour, you're on, Countess Cabaret. Countess Cabaret. This is my kind of greatest hits tour. Right. Last year I did Mary F. Kill. And, um, and had a great time. And so, you know, every cabaret is different.

Right.

You know, like I played LA last year.

Now I'm back at the Wiltern. But this is the greatest hits. It's new music and new stories. And, you know, of course, I'm going to talk a bit about the Love Hotel. Right. And how, how was filming the Love Hotel? You know, it was great. I had so much fun. They called me up and they're like, Hey, Lou, we're going to send you on vacation for three weeks. We're going to pay you, of course. And we're going to find you guys. I'm like, yaha, B. I'm in. I am in. And so, because I've been single for quite a while now. So I feel like, hmm, I feel like right now I know exactly what I'm looking for.

So the timing was absolutely perfect for me.

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