Hello, welcome to this weekly episode of the Flats and Shanks podcast. Now David, we did

tear up a legend in his household, not of the game. Former England and Scotland, former

what? Former Scotland captain John Barkley. But he's only going to let us down.

Bottleed it. If you're part of his family, you're used to it because you let some down all the

time. Flaky John, not because of his beard rough. Larry let down. Oh dad, you coming to my school

plate? Yeah. I'm a real boy. Dad, will you tell me what you play sport in the morning? Yeah, of course.

Well, what's his excuse this time, Tommy? Well, we have been to catch up with him over the phone

at Heathrow Airport and it is actually a genuine excuse. His flight has been delayed. I don't know if

you've had a look outside, but there's a lot of filious fog around this morning. It's Monday.

Want the truth? It is a gorgeous bright clear sunny day with blue skies in birth. It's bloody

lovely. I can't wait to walk the dog. Well, there's been a lot of accidents on the roads as

listen to travel update on the way because of fog, right Dave? Oh really? Yeah. I mean,

Oh, grim lucky bath. You've probably, yeah, you've probably paid for climate control because

we're going to talk about that. Money gets you out of a lot of issues. Don't do that. No,

you don't don't perpetuate that myth that I'm by you've been minted guy. I'm a divorced

out of three mate. There is there is almost no such thing as a minted divorce out of three. You're

not especially not only got eight caps. If I want a world cup and I was living off the back of that

maybe, but I'm living off the back of eight caps one start mate. So don't come with that 70

capa. Divorced out of three. I've got a picture in my mind now. Pathetic. Loser. I'm a pathetic loser.

Definitely. If I haven't made you before, I've definitely got a vision of boat shoes. Yeah.

Yeah. Cords, boot cut chords. Yeah. Probably a boat, a hackett polo with a big,

it's a Georgia's cross on it at the back. Oh god, it's grim. And a flat cat. It's so grim. It's

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