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Can I shock you David? I like beer.

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Oh I blimmin will.

Sonnet Hannibal Lecter. You look like Hannibal Lecter.

Please drink responsibly.

Hello everybody and welcome to this episode of the flats and shanks.

Look down Quarantine Corona Covid pod. I am David flatman and he is.

You sure are. I haven't talked to him.

You're mad. He's mad at a bloody hatter.

Oh man. I'm just trying to cheer myself up. That's all. I tell you what did cheer me up.

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