Can I shock you David? I like beer and this episode is brought to you by

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Oh I blimmin will.

Sonnet Hannibal Lecter. You look like Hannibal Lecter. Please drink responsibly.

Hello my friends comrades maybe just listening for the first time this is the

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I told them. I'm sorry but you should conquerors. It's it I had to

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