Hello everyone and welcome to this week's episode of our weekly Flats and Shanks podcast.

I am flat aka David flatman. I am shanks aka Tom shanks right Tom. Yeah good. I'm

all right. Well I got a text from Greg or I got a text from Mark Durd and Smith saying

he was late yesterday to cheese. He's late everywhere because he's posh and Err...

Arrigan. He said don't rush I'm a bit late, fella slash boy. And obviously he doesn't

listen to our podcast but he listens to one and he goes it's so annoying. Now he called

each other fella and boy I said and it's become his fellow boy hybrid. It's all fucking

stupid. So it's a joke you muppet. Is it? Well it's not a very funny one. It's annoying.

You just, you know if you're texting someone and you've called them like fella or pal or

fella. Yeah it is a joke but also it's very serious. It's derogatory. It means you don't

really like him or you know you're trying to. But also he won't, he won't call anyone

mate. I've never heard him say the word mate. Chum I bet he uses super duper posh.

The friends of yours, the friends of yours, the chums of yours, the preferences, their

mates. Say mates. I say to him sometimes when he say he walks past people that you see

a million people you know all the games and he's like. Hello there. Hello. Hello. Why

don't you just say hi mate once? No. Why don't you say hi mate? It's impolite. It's

impolite. It's insincere. It's what he says. It's insincere. It's insincere. Hello there.

Yeah. Well I heard my shoulder believe it or not. So yeah. I mean it's not through weights

either. It's through, I mean I was support my own body weight but I was climbing up a tree.

Oh yeah. So it's hurting a bit mate if I'm honest. Did you fall out of the tree? No I was just,

it was quite a high branch so I pulled myself up and didn't feel anything but last night

you know I've done something. I've stretched a tendon so you know I might be in a bit of a bad

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