To call a man transparent is to attack his soul, he's very being.

It can be received as the ultimate insult.

Unless that is, the man in question is actually literally see-through.

Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Shanklin and his Olive Skin friend, Dave.

Flats and Shanks.

Hello everyone, welcome to series two, episode two of our weekly podcast,

I'm David Flatman. Tom Shanklin.

Okay, boy. Yeah, good, how are you?

Yeah, I'm alright mate.

I'm alright. You are worried about?

No, I'm fine mate. I've had a quite weekend, you've been busy.

No, you're here there and everywhere.

Yeah, you look peaky compared to last time I saw you, that's all.

Well, on the videos at the Scarlet's, thoughts looking really well.

That's what I mean, you were looking really well.

Now you look sort of very light shadow of yourself.

But my hogony, do I? You did.

I've already taken some crap from Jonathan Davis, Jiffy on Twitter.

He said, fake town looking good on Scrum 5 mate.

I said, being away in a holiday mate, hashtag Hater.

Just some bathing balaclava.

He's put question mark, smiley face.

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