Ladies and gentlemen, I am Davina McCall, a TV presenter and women's health advocate, an all-round hot bitch.

And I am Michael Douglas, a white middle-aged man who's slowly falling apart.

He also happens to be a celebrity hairdresser. Is that right?

Yeah, well, do you know what? I would also add founder and entrepreneur. Founder, entrepreneur and CEO of MD London. Yes! And this is making the cut. The trip advisor for your life. Well done. That's good. Did you like that? Yeah, I did. Hello, everybody. I hope you're all right. Can I tell you something very quickly?

Sorry, it's already started me interrupting. I've had two people today come up to me and go, oh, thank God your podcast has started again. Oh, really? Yes. And we, you know, I thought it was getting to April and you'd said until April and I was really worried it hadn't come back. I was like, wow, thank you.

Oh.

You know, it's very nice to know that people... You'd said until April and I was really worried it hadn't come back. I was like, wow, thank you.

Aw. You know, it's very nice to know that people actually listen because I think often we think... Nobody's listening. Nobody's listening, but I think they actually are. Well, it's Wednesday night, ladies and gents. Tomorrow... Oh my God. We go to Abitha. Stop it. Oosh. We're on Hollybobbs. What's this?

Is the, it's like, um, mm-mm, mm-mm. Oh my God. We go to Abitha. Stop it. Oosh. We're on holly bobs.

What's this?

Is there like a, like a jingle for Ibitha? What do you mean? Ibitha sound? Yeah. Mt, mt, mm. It's all that that. It's probably Olae, Olae, Olae, O'le, O'le. Not us though. No, we're spiritual,

Abiza,

Abita people.

Whatever that means.

I think it means not DC-10.

Not DC-10, yeah, okay. It means beach bars. It means nice restaurants. Up in the hills, meditation.

With our friends, we've got six, there's six of us going, three couples, and we're going to celebrate a friend of ours birthday. Poppy.

And Davina bought me some crystals for my birthday. I did, yeah, for your neck. I'm going to wear crystals in Ibitha. Yeah, it could be spiritual. Yeah. I'll take a picture of it and post it on page so you can have a little look at crystals. Well, interestingly, I was going to talk about her. Yeah, great. I'll talk about her. Well, shall we kick off with her?

Her from the crystals, yes, the crystal maze.

Let's do that.

So... Interestingly, I was going to talk about her. Yeah, great. I'll talk about her. Well, should we kick off with her?

Her from the crystals.

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