It's time for seminal headlines featuring warchant.com's Jeff Cameron, managing editor, Ira Shofel, and senior writer Corey Clark.

Your weekly dose of all things, FSU, Pistols, and Pie, starts right now.

Here's Jeff Cameron.

The seminal headlines, as the man said, begins right now.

93-3, Real Talk Radio Warchant TV. Good to be with you. Good to be undefeated. It's good to not lose to Middle Tennessee State. It's just good to be an all right now. Florida State, 4 and O. That's Ira and Corey in the other room. We begin. Hey, in a second, we have a reveal. Ira, you already know what it is. Corey, I think you do too. But we have a reveal here in a second. Let's start, though, with our friends at Register Sausage. Yay, sausage. Easy to do now, man. The promo codes are getting kicked out left and right. Just week boom all the time i'm worried about ben

what was it this week what was the code i think it might have been benson oh okay all right

that's a good code and i think that's for 25% off of your order at register sausage registermeats

com as the website and i'm worried about he's getting so caught up in the emotion he's giving

the store away he's going crazy yeah he's getting so caught up in the emotion. He's giving the store away.

He's going crazy.

Yeah. He's crazy Ben. Bunkers Ben. Yeah, that's right. He's been locked up in an insane asylum. Well, if we get to five and oh, who knows, he may just sell it to us for a dollar. A whole kitten caboodle. One dollar, limited time only. That's it. If you live in Florida, of course, right now it might be tough getting in the grocery stores in Florida. Some of them, yeah. Some of the grocery stores might have some lines, but probably not for the sausage. No. Like while everybody else is fighting for the water and the toilet paper and whatever else they're fighting over, go to the register sausage and get all the sausage you want, all the great andoey, all the delicious cheddar jalapino sausages.

I had some. go to the register sausage and get all the sausage you want, all the great andoey, all the

delicious cheddar jalapino sausages. I had some at the tailgate on Saturday before I went

over to Indigo, stopped by a tailgate, and they had a jalapeno cheddar for me. It was great.

And I'll be honest, I hadn't eaten a lot of sausage in the last six or seven months because

of things. But, man, it was good to get back on the horse. And you didn't feel like you felt good after it. I felt great. I wondered why I hadn't been eating more sausage. There we go. RegisterMeets.com is the website. And like we said, they've got that promo code throughout the week. I think it's all caps. I'll double check, but I think it's all caps Benson and you get 25% off.

All right.

So, boys. Thank you, Bill. All right, Bill. Thanks, buddy. Getting the show started with the bang. And now it gives me a chance to segue here to this. So our friend of the program here, Hollow Well Woodcrafting, is his business. It's Ken. We know him as Ken. We just call him Ken. Right. Ken Hollowell. He, last year, I don't know if you guys can see it in the other room there on Iris Cam. Sometimes you can during the JCS. It's too high. There's another one above There's another one above Corey's head. Yeah. In the corner. And so that one says what? Top 60. Smoke them if you got them. What was it? Top 60 defense. 2021 top 60 defense. Right. Yeah. So we got a wood carving of that. And same with the top 60 offense on the other side. Because that's all we were shooting for last year. Just trying to get in the top 60. goals, guys. Yeah. A lot of goals. And so he's carving this into existence.

Like he hears the offense on the other side because that's all we were shooting for last year. Just try to get in the top 60. Modest goals, guys.

Modest goals.

And so he's carving this into existence. Like he hears us talking about it. He carved it last year. They weren't top 60 when he carved it. No, he just, he carves it. And then when it happens, we put them on the walls in the studio. And so this one, he did a couple weeks ago. we're talking about Florida State being a top 25 team. How soon could we be a top 25 team?

That's right.

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