It's time for seminal headlines featuring warchant.com's Jeff Cameron, managing editor,

Ira Schofel, and senior writer, Corey Clark. Your weekly dose of all things, FSU, Pistols, and Pie,

starts right now. Here's Jeff Cameron. The seminal headlines, 93, 3, Real Talk, Radio,

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Thanks for watching. As always, before we get started, and I tell you about register

sausage and all that good stuff as they sponsor this hour, we need to let you know,

first and foremost, for FCC purposes and for chat purposes, this isn't live. This is not live.

Well, it is at the time that we're recording

it on a Saturday afternoon. But there's a lot going on. Corey's got surgery on Monday. Ira's

headed to the ACC kickoff. I'm holding it down doing a broadcast here while those guys

broadcast back to me from there so that we can have content throughout the week of ACC Media Days. So we had to make sure we had a headlines ready for you. It's just, you know, at the time that you're hearing this, it's three days old. That's okay. It's all right. We're not going to sit there and talk about, you know, we're not going to predict the future and we're not going to get bogged down by stuff that's too dated. We're just going to go from

here. So just so you know, pre-recorded, seminal headlines, but it's great to be with you as always. And our thanks to Registered Sausage. Yay, sausage. By the way, you know what I should have done, guys? It's right there. It's right over there. If I walk down this hall and take a left, I can pull register sausage out of my fridge. I could have been holding it up for the camera for people

watching the more cheat. It's right over there. If I walk down this hall and take a left, I can pull register sausage out of my fridge.

I could have been holding it up for the camera for people watching on work G&TV.

Go do it now. What are you waiting on? Ira and I can move it down for a second. You guys, shit, shit. I'm going to bring some registered sausage back. That's what I was going to say, Ira, is thanks to this surgery that, hey, let's all hope as you're watching this that it went well.

And Corey's recovered.

He's laying in his bed.

He's watching something on Netflix. Thanks to this surgery that, hey, let's all hope as you're watching this that it went well.

And Corey's recovered.

He's laying in his bed.

He's watching something on Netflix. If it doesn't, I guess maybe we don't air this. Maybe you air it just as like a tribute. Okay. You know what I mean? Like one of Prince's last albums or something. Yeah. But what I was going to say is, I think with this surgery now, Ira, I can get back to eating more register sausage.

I'll be honest, just, you know, red meat and sausage and that stuff wasn't doing great on my belly.

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