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Here's Jeff Cameron.

The seminal headlines begins right now, 93-3, Real Talk, Radio, and Warchant TV. Thanks so much if you're listening and or watching. If you're watching, make sure, as always, you like and subscribe so that others may find the show. There's Ira, there's Corey in the other room. Still, still loving this setup, guys. I just think, just brings us all together a little bit better.

A lot better. I mean, it's like a different scale. You can't even compare the two. It's true. Completely different. And if you're watching, you see the logo there for the great register sausage. And as always, yay, sausage. You know, I was in Publix. I don't go into Publix often in Tallahassee, but I was getting Brady and I some items, some necessities, and I only saw the smoked sausage. It was a ton of it, but I only saw the smoke sausage. I didn't see my jalapeno cheddar, didn't see my end. Do we? Sold out. Probably sold out is what I'm thinking. Without question.

Because smoke sausage is great.

I get it. But man, you got to diversify when you're talking about registers. It's not just a one-trick pony. But you also know what headliners and elite headliners do when they don't have all the register sausage you want. You've got to protest, man. You've got to stand up. If you don't stand up for registers, you'll fall for anything.

I threw a fit.

I mean, I threw a fit for about 10 minutes, but nothing.

They still didn't produce any end-a-wee for me. So you thought they were hiding in the back? I thought it must be for the managers or like VIPs in public. Yeah. Don't put it all out there, guys. Save it for the VIPs or something. Yeah, so that was a little disappointing. Nonetheless, we love Register Sausage and Ira, you like to tell people how they can get it all over the United States outside of perhaps Alaska.

Other in Alaska. Other in Alaska. Well, although I think we haven't gotten an update lately from Ben, the sausage guy, but I think they may be able to ship it to Alaska.

But we're not sure. We're still feeling that out. But registermeats.com is the website. If you live across the southeast, Florida, Georgia, Alabama, up into, I think into the Carolinas now, you can get your registered sausage in your local grocery store. If they don't have it, protest peacefully. And if you don't have it, if you don't live in this area, order your sausage, registermeats.com. It's a big day. It's Corey's birthday. It's Flag Day. And a couple of things happen. First of all, Flag Day represents Corey's birthday. And it's the day that I answer emails. Oh, you do it every Flag Day. Once a year, I answer emails. Oh, nice, man. Is that a coincidence that it happens to be my birthday? Have you been, or did you choose that because you knew it was my birthday? I just knew this. I knew the significance of Flag Day, and I thought, you know, I had to do something of significance on Flag Day. It's also Corey's birthday. Why not answer the emails that have come in since the previous flag day? Smart. And I go back and I get to him. When I started this tradition, I hadn't answered emails in roughly five to seven years. And this is a true story. Tom cracked up laughing. I'll never forget it. I sent emails back to people, some of which were bitching at me for something four and a half years ago. And I answered it. And this gun guy was like, so good of you to get back to me. He was good. Yeah, yeah. One is like, I think smag is the answer. I think smag can replace James. It was great. It was great. You just had a birthday as well. I did. Birthday is all about, all about here on someone So welcome to the 50s club, Corey. Not quite there. Congratulations to you. You're so bad.

I'm basically 50. I'm on the wrong side of 40, so I'm getting closer and closer. 46 or 47? 47. And I brought, but what's cool about that is for most of this year. Nothing's cool about it. I thought I was 47 for about eight months of this year. It's like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. I know. I'm like, oh, crap, I'm only just now turning 47. So I saved myself eight or nine months because I thought I was 47 for most of this year. And I got to find out today through a surgical visit with a visit with the surgeon that I get to have my gallbladder taken out. Well, you're very excited.

On July 18th.

So everybody plan accordingly.

July 18th, Corey's getting his gallbladder taken out.

And they're not doing a transplant.

I asked if I could get somebody else's gallbladder, but apparently they don't do that.

A dead marathon runner.

I would think.

That'd be a great one.

There's no stones in that thing probably. Strong dude. You'd give them your gallbladder. You don't heart me, you would. You don't need it.

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