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Here's Jeff Cameron.

Our number two headliner questions beginning as we speak.

I'm Jeff.

There's Ira.

There's Corey.

And we'd like to say hello to our friends at Birch Orthodontics.

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Birch Orthodontics.

I like now that you're kind of, now that you've gone through the Birch Orthodontics family and you've gone through the process and you can appreciate those straight teeth. Now you're like evaluating the teeth of the football players. Well, now I know they're veneers. Did you know that? We figure this out? No, I didn't hear this. Yeah, it's a thing. Okay, because I did some investigating. Really? Yeah. Well, last week, Corey, it was the day that you had to leave.

And I was... Do you know... No, I didn't hear this. Yeah, it's a thing. Okay, because I did some investigating. Really? Yeah. Well, last week, Corey, it was the day that you had to leave.

And I was.

Do you know this for a fact, whatever you were about to put out here? I'm not Corey. I've got. He's got sources. He's not just flying off the hip. So here's the thing. I read I along with some of the beat there we're waiting to talk and with Joshua Farmer, right? And Farmer was sitting there. And as he was speaking, I was kind of to the left of viral. We were listening to his comments. And he's always engaging and funny to listen to. I like that kid a lot. Yeah. And he's a good player. And so, you know, I'm listening and listening, but I couldn't help it. Corey, I just, I was captivated by his teeth. Oh. Beautiful. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Okay. I mean, like everything about these teeth, it would be, it would be a commercial. These are the teeth you would see in a commercial. I was thinking I want to go, you're Dr. Birch, aren't you? Like, that's why I wanted to. I went to ask.

Yeah, I mean, yeah. it would be a commercial. These are the teeth you would see in a commercial. I was thinking I want to go,

you're Dr. Birch, aren't you?

Like, that's why I wanted to ask him.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, surely you're going to Birch. Yeah. So he's talking, and the whole time he's talking, I'm just looking at his teeth. I'm not even hearing what he's saying. Right. Could have been gibberish. I'm just staring at his teeth.

And it's like Selma Hyg's breasts.

I'm just locked in.

Josh Farmer's teeth.

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