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Here's Jeff Cameron.

The signal headlines.

That was the run.

You see, are we on? We're not on. We are on. Your camera's frozen. Everything is frozen. I'm not frozen. Ten seconds before we were about to start. I'm scrambling, but we're good. The boys are here. It's time for similar headlines. And as always, Ira and Corey in the other room. Here I am in the director's chair. I think we got it working out here. We're coming back around. We froze up for half a second. Now we're good to go. Registered sausage. You're probably proud to be sponsoring this hour as we get started. Good grief. Can I get back on the boat? Yay. Sausage. All right, there you go. Take it away.

Did you have any registers on the boat? Did they offer registers? They did not. It has not made its way to Royal Caribbean. I mean, what are we doing here? I know. I agree. That's what that whole cruise was me looking down, trying to find it. I thought you were going to broker the deal. I should have. I should have. I don't know. Where do you have you ever been on a cruise ship?

I've not.

There's got to be a thousand people that work on a cruise ship.

Where do they sleep? They must sleep way below deck. Right. You saw a Titanic? Yeah, they're in the steerage department, right, I guess. They're getting screwed up. So I didn't know who to go to to talk to about registers. My friend Suzanne back in the day out of college, she went to work there on a cruise, a cruise ship, and man, the stories. I can't even imagine. The folks that work on the cruise ships, they get after it. I would think, right? It was a good. You're eight hours on, six hours off, wherever, yeah. Yeah, not a bad deal. But I think she did have to entertain bratty kids. That was part of her job, so that wasn't great. Yeah, but that's all the more reason to get after it in the nighttime. Exactly. Yeah, probably so. But Register Sausage is a good way to get after it as well. RegisterMeets.com is the website, and you can have it delivered. If you live in the southeast, Florida, Georgia, Alabama, a bunch of parts of the southeast. You know the states in the southeast. There's a chance you have it in your local grocery store. If they don't have it, go complain to the meat manager peacefully. And then order it at registermeats.com. Ben, who runs the place is a knoll. A lot of knolls work there, great people, great sausage. Order from registermeets.com. Do you want to name the states of the southeast? There's Louisiana. Where does it stop? Is Virginia the last one? Because Virginia was where the... It's close, yeah. I mean, that's where the capital of the Confederacy was.

Maryland's, you know, kind of a tweeter.

Yeah. West Virginia isn't the South. You're right. Yeah. I think it's correct. But I think if you've been to Maryland, you know that there's a southern feel. Oh, very much so. Outside the bigger cities. Yeah, Maryland feels, especially if you get outside of Baltimore,

Maryland feels a lot more like the south than it does the north.

Yeah, it feels, especially if you get outside of Baltimore, Maryland feels a lot more like the South than it does the North.

Yeah, it's a little shaky.

A little shaky at times is the way I would describe it.

We call it the Ireland of the Mid-Atlantic Seaboard.

All right, boys, we get to go to practice today, and I'm for one and pumped.

I mean, what a day, right?

Today we go back.

This is on the heels of the announcement this morning, which we already knew about, but they held the press conference.

I did not make it to the press conference.

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