Hello Towerbottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Noey Towers, and this is the exciting conclusion to last week's

episode. Are you so excited? Also, as a treat, I've left in Hot or Not, which is a segment usually

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you get extended episodes, including Hot or Not, and there's no ads. That sounds good. All right,

without any further ado, this is Seaman Swear, part two with Matt LaGronde.

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Give it to me.

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Good morning, Sotomites,

with Zach Bowie Towers.

I really respect Joey Towers.

I really respect the turning point in the story in which you were told to go to a different bar in a foreign country and you didn't have a smartphone and you got to that second location.

Like that's a true testament to how goal-oriented you were that evening. That whole summer in Europe, I stayed in 16 different cities and I didn't have a smartphone the whole

time. But it was a mission thing, mission tour? Mission trip. I didn't know mission trips

were multiple locations. I thought it was like, we're going to this place to build a barn.

The thing is like a mission trip can really be place to build a barn. The thing is, like,

a mission trip can really be anything. Okay. But you're spreading the word of Christ. This one was so cool.

It was called Youth Hostel Ministry. And if you know, do you know Rachel Mack, the comedian?

So when I did it, my freshman year, she was leading the trip. Stop. And when we were there, she was a senior and she told us all that she didn't believe in God anymore. And I was like, who is this girl? She's so funny. And so she was like, I'm graduating. I'm going to go to L.A. to be a screenwriter. And I was like. And I was like, okay, I'll meet you there when I graduate. And you did? And I did. Are you all friends still? Yeah, I love her. She's forever, she's the first person I came out to.

Oh, my God.

I love her. She's forever, she's the first person I came out to. Oh my God. I love her. She's got such, she is like destined to be like a Christian shawl type character person. Do you mean? Like her hair is as big as her body. She, like, sure, she's a total character. Yeah. Yeah. And she has such a, like, distinctive voice. Like, I mean, yes, like audibly, but also just like her perspective. Yes. Yes. She's so blunt and like narrow. And she's like rude through her students as a teacher. Yeah. She's like,

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