You can cross your fingers and all your toes during a data center migration.

You can knock on wood, pluck a dozen four-leaf clovers, or look to your lucky stars for a successful office expansion.

You could hold your breath, shut your eyes, and say all the world wishes to help avoid cyber attacks.

But none of that truly helps you.

Because next level moments need the next level network,

with the security, reliability, and expertise to take your business

further, AT&T business, the network more businesses are choosing. You're listening to Away With Words, I'm Grant Barrett.

And I'm Martha Barnett.

And Grant, I was looking at one of our favorite publications the other day,

The Onion, the satirical

newspaper and I love this headline did you see this underfunded schools forced to cut past

tense from language programs yes very funny yes I loved it the story started out with a date line of Washington.

Do-t-t-t-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut.

Faced with ongoing budget crises, underfunded schools nationwide are increasingly left with no option but to cut the past

tense from their standard English and

language arts programs. You got to love that. The past tense as history.

One of my favorite all-time onion stories is a copy editor's revenge takes form of unhyphinated word and it goes

on to say Bruce Huntoon said the hyphenated compound modifier is the most extreme

step he has ever taken adding that he drafted a resignation notice

that he will hand in should his superiors notice the omission.

And I, of course, obviously, they're not going to notice the missing hyphen.

Ooh, sabotage.

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