Welcome to the Endless Honeymoon Podcast, Secret Dump 4000.

Yeah, this is episode 4000 of the Dump.

Talk how you're doing.

You know, just trying to hang in there.

Okay. Are you a radio personality now?

No, I just, I had this thought the other day of that Bill Hicks joke where he's like, you know, everyone's like thinks that something's wrong in the world.

And then you look outside and the birds are chirping and everything's fine.

You know, like don't let the media scare you.

Right.

But now when I walk around, I think of that joke and I'm like, oh wait, things aren't fine.

And there's like a door.

There's a dark red blood red haze in the air from the wildfire.

And everyone's in mass and kids are in swings with like three quarters of their faces covered up.

And you know, no one can talk to each other when someone approaches you.

You like, you know, get the same feeling you get, you know, if a wild animal's coming to a tree.

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah.

Are the birds singing?

They are still singing.

That's what he meant.

Even no matter what.

I didn't tell the joke very well.

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