Hey, friendly reminder, this podcast is not for kids.

Or people who have a stick up there.

Friday, five, fifty, eight p.m.

I'm sleeping with my best friend's husband.

I think my uncle killed someone in his suicide.

I am a sugar baby.

I think my sister is actually my husband's kid.

My husband is a girl's mom.

When I was a mom, I was a baby.

I was a baby.

What's your secret?

Welcome back to another week of Beyond the Secret.

My name is Ace Fanning.

And I am back this week with what I would consider

to be a real holiday treat for you.

But before we get into that, I am just going

to quickly remind you that Patreon makes

for the absolute most perfect last minute Christmas gift.

Because as soon as you sign up, you get instant access

to everything.

And it also saves you a trip to the mall, which you could not

pay me enough money to go to the mall right now,

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