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Update podcast.

We're so glad you're here.

Today features a brand new episode, and we've got a date swap. Can we call it that? Swap, ditched. I don't know. He didn't sign up for it, regardless. Yes, regardless. You're going to hear what went down in just a minute, but first, comments, what do you see, Alexis? I listened to the show so much I've started a dream of second date updates.

I think that means that you're fluent. What do you see, Alexis? Yeah, Jasmine Graham said, I listen to the show so much I've started a dream of second date updates.

I think that means that you're fluent in second date updates.

I think that that's the first sign to fluency.

So welcome to it, all right?

Dream about this one.

It starts right now.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Second date update.

Brooke, back in your dating heyday, or as you sometimes call it, your revolving door years, safe to say you had some interesting dates and relationships that ended in, like, bizarre ways.

Okay.

But have you ever started a date with one person and then ended it with a completely different one?

I would take talent I don't have.

Okay.

Finlay reunions do not count, by the way.

Gross, Jack.

You're so gross.

No, I only ask because apparently that's what happened to our listener, Ethan, who has reached out requesting our help today.

Ethan, welcome to the show, ma'am.

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