Hi Kirby. Hi Sarah. Welcome to Los Angeles. Welcome glamgelinos. We hope you stay a while.

That's cute. Okay, Kirby, I need you to tell me what you would do in my situation. Okay.

Last night, I was putting the kids down to bed by myself because Matt went to a show.

I had put Kade down and then I put Zoe down.

And the like whole routine with Zoe is that this is like insane.

But we read her two two bedtime stories like in the living room and then put her to bed.

And then she wants you to tell her another story.

This girl.

Yeah, I know.

Be for real.

And then if it's too short, she'd be like, that was really short.

So I told her a story.

And then in the middle of the story, oh the way let me set the scene the lights are

off her door is like slightly open to the living room the living room there was like one line on

you know rather dim and then her sound machine is on like very softly in the background so I'm telling

the story and then she goes what's that black stuff over there? And I was like,

what are you talking about? And she was like, it's like someone's moving. And I was like,

what are you talking about? She's like over there. It's like someone is like walking around over there.

Sarah, absolutely not. I would be like running out of the room.

Slating the door. Zoe, you figure your own shit out. I am out of here.

This is the worst part about parenting, Kirby, is that I have to be the adult. I have to be brave.

I'm like the only one at home. Meanwhile, Ollie is in the living room. So I'm like, if there was someone in the living room, Ollie would have, like, barked or whatever. But she's not saying in the living room. So I'm like, if there was someone in the living room,

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