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0:00.0	Ah, another day of saving the universe using only the power of my voice.
0:13.1	This is how Michael Bavaro must feel.
0:15.1	Director Ward, what are you doing by the, uh, dimensional monitor circuits?
0:19.7	You mean the facade that I built to create the illusion of portals to the multiverse, Tim?
0:25.2	Uh, yeah, that.
0:27.3	Just clearing some dust bunnies.
0:30.0	Oh yeah, they're everywhere.
0:31.8	I was gonna get a Roomba then I saw this MIT Robotics Lab video.
0:35.2	Tim, I worry that you're losing focus.
0:37.7	You have a job to do.
0:39.4	Right, but the job Tim, maybe for a...
0:43.9	LaCroix?
0:44.9	Yes, yes.
0:45.9	The Zubas of Waters, of course.
0:50.8	The following podcast is not real.
0:52.8	But if you wish upon the first evening star with all the hope you can muster, it will still
0:58.3	be about 40ish minutes of recorded human non-transdimensional voices.
1:03.0	So sit back and enjoy the show.
1:27.7	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:29.4	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun.
1:34.0	I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp.
1:38.0	I found out through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastic land of fun.
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