People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.

But once again another episode has arrived.

Just picture it. The young ones clanging the new podcast bell shouting,

it's here, it's here from the windows.

But there's Shouts echo in the empty fields.

The family elders are nowhere to be found.

So, it's done then.

The boy says, lighting a clove cigarette.

What did you do, says the girl, wheeling on her brother?

What did I do?

I served some home spun justice to two old fools who'd gotten mean and sloppy.

Now, let's see what trouble Arnie and the gang have cooked up for themselves this week.

And with that, they sit back and enjoy the show.

Hello from the Magic Tavern.

A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.

I'm your host Arnie Neekcamp.

If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.

Six years ago in some change, I fell through a dimensional portal,

bind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fune.

Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional rift.

And I use that to upload this podcast, chronicling our quest to, you know,

not just defeat the dark lord.

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