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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:08.1	And yet another episode has dropped.
0:10.2	I can picture it now, the children in the house ringing the podcast bell, calling in the
0:15.2	exhausted heads of family from the fields, everyone taking their familiar seat by the
0:19.4	fire.
0:20.4	Wh-where's Grandpa?
0:22.2	A little one asks, an apparent response.
0:24.9	He, uh, he went on a business convention.
0:27.6	A business convention, the boy says?
0:30.0	Grandpa hasn't worked for decades ever since the mill was overtaken by vines.
0:34.3	Look, says mom.
0:36.3	You want to play 20 questions?
0:38.2	Or you want to trust that there are things your soft, tiny brain isn't ready to know yet?
0:43.4	Cool.
0:44.4	And with that, the whole family falls into a pleasant, end-or-terrified silence and proceeds
0:49.4	to sit back and enjoy the show.
1:14.2	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:16.2	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun.
1:26.8	Welcome to the magical land of fun.
1:56.4	I am Yusador, wizard of the twelfth realm of a fesious master of light and shadow,
2:01.4	many of you that like to have magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great
2:05.4	fall, dragon's relic, and you see I got three co-hosts, so I'm a framer, that's just,
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