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0:00.0	People of Earth.
0:06.3	The following podcast is not real.
0:08.9	And yet another episode of it has arrived.
0:11.4	I can hear it now.
0:12.8	The young ones running to the door shouting, Father, Mother, the podcast is here.
0:17.1	The weary heads of family laying their tools down in the fields and returning home.
0:21.7	Everyone finding their familiar place by the fire.
0:24.4	Do you think Arnie will finally make it home?
0:26.6	A little one will ask and a wise old grandparent will say,
0:30.5	Are we listening to the same podcast?
0:32.8	You think they're going to start paying off some long game story arc now?
0:36.4	And the mother will whisper,
0:37.6	Watch yourself old man, I could disappear you with a phone call.
0:41.7	And in that icy silence,
0:43.8	the whole family will lean closer and enjoy the show.
1:10.2	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:12.1	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun.
1:14.4	I'm your host Arnie Neekcamp.
1:15.7	If you've never listened to the podcast before,
1:17.4	this is everything you need to know.
1:19.2	Six years and a month or so,
1:21.2	I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago
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